Let me start this post by saying I hate mayonnaise-- or at least I thought I did. Then I tried the real homemade stuff and my life was changed... because I gained 50 pounds. Of course that was a joke, but while I previously never had the desire to take a spoon of the plain stuff straight to the dome, I reconsider when I mix my homemade mayo with some garlic and chipotle, or better yet: with homemade Sriracha. When you make mayonnaise at home, the possibilities are practically infinite and endlessly delicious.

